The Naughty List

About The Book

The Naughty List is an original, action packed, blood ladened, lasciviously filled romp. You better hold on.

As the story begins, Santa has a man captured in his basement. Just as he is about to torture and kill him, Santa has an accident and is knocked out. The story flashes back and reveals how Santa and Mrs. Claus met and became a vengeful pair of killers, set on ridding the world of anyone who hurt children and went unpunished.

The story culminates in present time as Santa wakes up to find his prisoner loose in his home and trying to kill Mrs. Claus. You can read the rest.

Finally, to quote a professional evaluator from the Writers’ Union of Canada, this novel “turn[s] the long held-sweetness and innocence inherent in the Claus tale on its

About The Author

I am a 47 year old teacher from Newfoundland, Canada. I grew up in a couple of small outport communities and am the oldest of five siblings. I am married to my high school sweetheart and have two children. I love sports, camping, fishing, and pretty much any outdoor activity. At the age of 40, I began playing guitar, writing my own lyrics and dazzling friends with my angelic singing voice. Hahaha. I can’t sing at all, but that hasn’t stopped me from belting out tunes by Johnny Cash and many other country music legends.

My dad passed away when he was 42, so I am very aware that life can change in a blink. In the recent past, I changed teaching positions and finally had enough motivation and time to achieve a life long dream. Six months later, The Naughty List was complete. Next stop; Hollywood.